bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.
310,082 notes September 2, 2014 via: imtellingdave

25,876 notes 12:14 AM via: merkanator

how to win a fight in anime

attack-on-ackerman:

1. fight rly hard

2. get the shit beat out of u and fall on the ground

3. get up slowly with blood dripping from ur mouth

4. crack a smile and say something about friends and not giving up

5. win. thats it u will automatically win after following steps 1-4

68,570 notes September 1, 2014 via: switchbladesweetie

8,885 notes 08:09 PM via: m3lzar

73,096 notes 08:04 PM via: glitternipples

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

258,216 notes 08:04 PM via: nbrhoods

fetusvic:

Shadow Moses -Bring Me The Horizon
©
527 notes 08:04 PM via: scumbag-stoner

1,725 notes 03:34 PM via: glitternipples

165,578 notes 03:24 PM via: thelastofclem

dxddyfvckme:

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

tbh

244,298 notes 03:24 PM via: dxddyfvckme